Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Washington
Pizza and cocktails in Houston. Full menu with prices, straight from our point of sale.
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Food
LARGE PIZZA
LARGE POTM: TOUM RAIDER
Chicken Shawarma Pizza: Brick cheese, shawarma-spiced chicken, pickles, tomato, red onion, toum (white garlic sauce), fire-roasted garlic habanero sauce, parsley spice
$24
LARGE PEPPS
Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese
$18
LARGE CHEESE (V)
The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce
$16
LARGE DO YOU WANT MORE?!!!!??!
Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.
$24
LARGE HERCULES HERCULES (Meat Lover's)
Natural cased pepperoni, house-made sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami
$25
LARGE SUPERNOVA
Pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers
$26
LARGE BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA
Spicy pizza sauce, Buffalo chicken, brick cheese, ranch drizzle, fresh chives
$24
LARGE BGBG HAWAIIAN
Pizza cheese, spicy pizza sauce, crushed pineapple, pepperoni, house pickled jalapenos, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese
$24
LARGE SPICY BBQ CHICKEN
Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions with Green Onion Garnish on top of Brick Cheese
$24
LARGE Pickle Bacon Ranch: PBR
PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!
$24
LARGE SAUSAGE FETA
House-made Italian sausage, onions, feta, brick cheese, pizza sauce.
$19
LARGE PESTO FUNGO (v)
Pizza cheese, fresh mushrooms, red onions, basil pesto (no nuts), fresh basil, grated parmesan, fresh-grated pecorino romano cheese
$24
LARGE URSA MAJOR (V)
Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit
$18
LARGE SPINACH ARTICHOKE (V)
White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix
$18
LARGE A VEG SUPREME (V)
Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano.
$18
LARGE CLASSICO NUOVO
Natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flakes
$19
SMALL PIZZA
SMALL POTM: TOUM RAIDER
Chicken Shawarma Pizza: Brick cheese, shawarma-spiced chicken, pickles, tomato, red onion, toum (white garlic sauce), fire-roasted garlic habanero sauce, parsley spice
$13
SMALL PEPPS
Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese
$11
SMALL CHEESE (V)
The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce.
$11
SMALL DO YOU WANT MORE?!!!!??!
Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.
$13
SMALL HERCULES HERCULES (Meat Lover's)
Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami
$14
SMALL SUPERNOVA
Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers
$14
SMALL BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA
Spicy pizza sauce, Buffalo chicken, brick cheese, ranch drizzle, fresh chives
$13
SMALL BGBG HAWAIIAN
Brick cheese, spicy pizza sauce, crushed pineapple, natural-cased pepperoni, house pickled jalapenos, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese
$13
SMALL SPICY BBQ CHICKEN
Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions with Green Onion Garnish on top of Brick Cheese
$13
SMALL Pickle Bacon Ranch: PBR
PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!
$13
SMALL SAUSAGE FETA
House-made Italian sausage, onions, feta, brick cheese, pizza sauce.
$13
SMALL PESTO FUNGO (v)
Pizza cheese, fresh mushrooms, red onions, basil pesto (no nuts), fresh basil, grated parmesan, fresh-grated pecorino romano cheese
$13
SMALL URSA MAJOR (V)
Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit
$12
SMALL SPINACH ARTICHOKE (V)
White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix
$12
SMALL A VEG SUPREME (V)
Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano.
$12
SMALL CLASSICO NUOVO
Natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flakes
$13
APPS & SNACKS
6 Our Famous Wings
Big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, Garlic Parmesan or Spicy BBQ. Served with our house-made ranch.
$12
12 Our Famous Wings
Big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, Garlic Parmesan or Spicy BBQ. Served with our house-made ranch.
$23
2 Chicken Tenders
Large gluten-free chicken tenders. Comes with 2 sauces. Add fries +4.
$9
4 Chicken Tenders
Large gluten-free chicken tenders. Comes with 2 sauces. Add fries +4.
$18
Caesar Salad
Romaine, Caesar dressing, house garlic croutons, shaved Grana Padano; half salads available. Add grilled chicken +5
House Salad
Romaine, pickled carrot, red onion, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana pepper, house Parmesan dressing; half salads available. Add grilled chicken +5
Mozzarella Sticks
Cheesy, melty mozzarella sticks. Served with house-made vodka dipping sauce.
$11
Space Balls
House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, marinara dipping sauce
$8
House Fries
Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!
$6
Garlic Parm Fries
Our crispy French fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil
$8
Bar Burger
Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!
$8
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Freshly baked SourVida chocolate chip cookie!
$4
Brownie
Freshly baked SourVida brownie!
$5
Puppy Patty
$5
Jug of Beer & Wings
$16
2 for $20 Burgers & Beer
$20
SAUCES AND CONDIMENTS
Ranch - DO NOT MAKE
$1
Ranch
We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.
$1
Buffalo Sauce
Discussion topic: If we assume buffalo sauce is the best wing sauce, what is the SECOND best wing sauce? Almost no one agrees on this.
$0.89
Marinara
House-made marinara sauce
$1
Crushed Parm
Crushed parmesan cheese
$0.50
Chili Oil
House-made chili oil
$1
Chopped Basil
Fresh chopped basil
$0.25
Hot Honey
House-made hot honey
$1
Vodka Sauce
House-made vodka sauce
$1.50
Pesto Sauce Side
House-made pesto made from fresh basil, garlic, olive oil, parmesan, and no nuts at all.
$3
Side Pickled Jalapenos
House-made pickled jalapenos
$0.75
Side Fresh Jalapenos
Side of fresh sliced jalapenos
$0.75
Garlic Parm Sauce
House-made garlic-parmesan sauce
$0.69
Lemon Pepper Sauce
House-made lemon pepper sauce
$0.69
Mango Habanero Sauce
House-made Mango-Habanero sauce
$0.69
Spicy BBQ Sauce
Spicy BBQ Sauce!
$0.69
MARINARA - DO NOT MAKE
$1
VODKA SAUCE - DO NOT MAKE
$1.50
CHILI OIL - DO NOT MAKE
$1
HOT HONEY - DO NOT MAKE
$1
HOT & READY
HOT & READY PEPPS
$16
HOT & READY CHEESE
$13
Cocktails
HOUSE COCKTAILS
Black Lemon Drop Cocktail
Vodka, Deep Eddy Lemon, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar
$13
Cactus Cooler
Gin, Orange Blossom Honey Syrup, lime, house-made yuzu soda
$13
Cherry Vanilla Coke
Cherry and vanilla bean infused bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican Coke
$12
Dirrty Shirley
Vodka, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Cold Brew Concentrate, coffee liqueur, simple, coffee liqueur, vanilla foam
$14
Fucked Up Whiskey Sour
Overproof bourbon, bourbon, amaretto, acid-adjusted orange juice, turbinado, foam
$15
Hellfire Margarita
BlancoTequila, triple sec, agave, lime, spicy pepper tincture
$13
Mambo Sun
White rum, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime foam, lime zest
$12
Pickletini
Big Giant Ridiculous vodka/Kosher dill pickle juice martini with pickles on the side
$13
Barrel Aged Old Fashioned
Overproof bourbon, bourbon, turbinado, Angostura, orange peel
$15
Funkadelic
Mezcal, house-made tepache, pineapple, pineapple liqueur, vanilla bean syrup
$13
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Black Lemon Drop Shot
Vodka, Deep Eddy Lemon, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar
$8
Soldier's Song
$9
Lil Flip
Coffee, vodka, coffee liqueur, simple, Flip Foam
$8
Mexican Candy
Blanco tequila, sour watermelon, hot sauce, house tajín rim
$8
Green Tea
Whiskey, peach schnapps, lime, simple
$8
Starfucker
$9
Vegas Bomb
$9
White Tea
$8
Water Moccasin
$8
Jagerbomb
$9
Orange Tea
$8
Frozen Cocktails
Half Frozen French 75
$12
10oz Frozen Hibiscus Margarita
$13
20oz Frozen Hibiscus Margarita
$18
Frozen Passion Paloma
$13
CLASSIC COCKTAILS
Amaretto Sour
$12
Aperol Spritz
$12
Aviation
$13
Bees Knees
$12
Blood and Sand
$12
Bloody Mary
$11
Bramble
$12
Caipirinha
$11
Cherry Vodka Sour
$11
Corpse Reviver #2
$13
Daiquiri
$11
El Diablo
$11
French 75
$11
Gimlet
$11
Hurricane
$12
Last Word
$13
Long Island Iced Tea
$13
Mai Tai
$11
Manhattan
Rye, sweet vermouth, Angostura, cherry
$14
Margarita
$12
Mezcal Margarita
$12
Mimosa
$9
Mojito
$12
Moscow Mule
$12
Naked And Famous
$13
Negroni
$12
Paloma
$11
Paper Plane
$13
Pimm's Cup
$11
Pisco Sour
$12
Ranchwater
$11
Sazerac
$13
Tequila Sunrise
$12
Trinidad Sour
$14
Whiskey Sour
$11
Side Car
$14
MISC COCKTAILS
Aperol Spritz
$12
Barrel-Aged Boulevardier
$14
Cosmonaut
$12
DND HH COCKTAIL
$9
MYOM GIN (Make Your Own Martini)
$12
MYOM VODKA (Make Your Own Martini)
$12
Yass Queen
$12
BOILERMAKERS
GOLDEN PICKLE WITH DICKEL
$12
INDUSTRY STANDARD
$8
CHICAGO FIST BUMP
$11
SLOW TRAIN FROM PHILLY
$12
TEQUILA AND A PINEAPPLE
$13
St. Paddy's Day Feature
$14
COCKTAILS TO-GO
BARREL-AGED OLD FASHIONED 375 ML
Milam & Green Single Barrel Select Bourbon, turbinado, Angostura bitters. Makes four drinks or, if you're like me, three large drinks. Literally just pour it into a glass over ice. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.)
$21
BARREL-AGED AND BEESWAXED NEGRONI 375 ML
Gin, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Campari, barrel-aged and stored in beeswax lined bottle for a silky smooth mouthfeel. Makes four drinks, or, if you're like me, three large drinks. Just pour it over ice and enjoy. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.)
$21
Beer
Draft Beer
Jester King NANI Rice Lager
Jester King's bright Hill Country blonde. Crisp, easy, and refreshing.
$7
Jester King Mama Luna
$7
Great Heights Blue Tile
A Houston IPA that keeps it easy. Hoppy and bright with citrus and pine.
$8
Zombies Hazes of Death
$9
Stem Cider Peach
Hazy cider pressed from Honeycrisp apples. Juicy, fresh, and lightly tart.
$8
Bavik Super Pils
Classic Belgian pilsner. Crisp, clean, and dry.
$8
Martin House Reverie
$8
Houndsong Wit
A crisp, no-fuss craft lager. Clean, cold, and easy-drinking.
$8
Saint Arnold Grand Prize
St Arnold crisp Texas lager. Clean and balanced.
$7
Saint Arnold Oktoberfest
$8
Half Pint
$4
DND HH JUG
$8
Bottled Beer
Austin Eastciders Dry Cider
Crisp, dry hard cider made with bittersweet apples. Light and refreshing, never sweet.
$6.50
Bud Light
Easygoing American light lager. Crisp, clean, and familiar. Beloved by Shane Gillis and Dylan Mulvaney.
$5.50
City Orchard Pineapple Cider
Houston-made hard cider with juicy pineapple. Crisp, tropical, and refreshing.
$6.50
Coors Banquet
The original golden lager. Crisp, clean, lightly malty.
$5.50
Corona Extra
Easy Mexican lager. Light and crisp, best with a lime.
$5.50
Dos XX
Smooth, refreshing Mexican lager with a clean, easy finish.
$6
Equal Parts Kaizen
$6
Guinness Stout Tallboy
Silky Irish dry stout with roasted malt, coffee, and cocoa under a creamy head.
$6.50
High Noon Black Cherry
Real vodka and black cherry. Bubbly, crisp, not too sweet.
$10
High Noon Grapefruit
Real vodka and grapefruit. Tart, bubbly, and refreshing.
$10
High Noon Pineapple
Real vodka and juicy pineapple. Bright and refreshing.
$10
High Noon Watermelon
$10
Karbach Crawford Bock
Houston's smooth amber bock with toasty, lightly sweet caramel malt.
$6.50
Karbach Love Street
Sunny Kölsch-style blonde. Light, crisp, and easygoing.
$6.50
Live Oak Hefe
Austin's legendary German-style hefeweizen. Soft notes of banana and clove, cloudy and refreshing.
$6.50
Lone Star Tall Boy
The National Beer of Texas. Crisp, cold, no fuss.
$5
Michelob Ultra
Light, crisp, low-carb lager built for crushing.
$5.50
Miller High Life
The Champagne of Beers. Bubbly, honest American lager.
$5.50
Miller Lite
$5.50
Modelo Especial
$6
Montucky Cold Snack Tallboy
$5
Pabst Blue Ribbon Tallboy
$5
Pacifico
$6
Shiner Bock
$5.50
Stella Artois
Classic Belgian lager. Crisp, balanced, with a clean golden finish.
$7
Suntory -196 Seltzer
Japanese hard seltzer packed with bold, real fruit flavor. Crisp, clean, and refreshing.
$8
Topo Chico Seltzer
Hard seltzer built on Topo Chico's signature sparkle. Light, crisp, and bubbly.
$6
Yuengling Lager
From America's oldest brewery. A smooth amber lager, malty and easy-drinking.
$5.50
BUCKETS
Bud Light BUCKET
Five ice-cold Bud Lights buried in ice. Easygoing American light lager, by the bucket.
$25
Coors Banquet BUCKET
Five ice-cold Coors Banquets on ice. The original golden lager, five at a time.
$25
Corona Extra BUCKET
Five ice-cold Coronas buried in ice. Crisp Mexican lager, lime encouraged.
$25
Dos XX BUCKET
Five ice-cold Dos Equis buried in ice. Crisp, smooth Mexican lager, best shared.
$28
Karbach Crawford Bock BUCKET
Five ice-cold Crawford Bocks on ice. Houston's smooth amber bock, by the bucket.
$30
Karbach Love Street BUCKET
Five ice-cold Love Streets buried in ice. Sunny Kölsch-style blonde, five at a time.
$30
Lone Star Tall Boy BUCKET
Five ice-cold Lone Star tall boys. The National Beer of Texas, by the bucket.
$23
Michelob Ultra BUCKET
Five ice-cold Michelob Ultras on ice. Light, crisp, and built for crushing.
$25
Miller High Life BUCKET
Five ice-cold High Lifes buried in ice. The Champagne of Beers, five at a time.
$25
Miller Lite BUCKET
Five ice-cold Miller Lites buried in ice. Classic American light lager, five at a time.
$25
Modelo Especial BUCKET
Five ice-cold Modelos on ice. Crisp Mexican lager, best shared.
$28
Montucky Cold Snack BUCKET
Five ice-cold Montucky Cold Snacks. Easygoing light lager, made for the patio.
$23
Pabst Blue Ribbon BUCKET
Five ice-cold PBRs on ice. Crisp, classic, no fuss.
$23
Pacifico BUCKET
Five ice-cold Pacificos buried in ice. Crisp, beachy Mexican lager, by the bucket.
$28
Shiner Bock BUCKET
Five ice-cold Shiner Bocks buried in ice. Smooth Texas amber, by the bucket.
$25
SS Bombshell Blonde BUCKET
Five ice-cold Southern Star Bombshell Blondes. Smooth Texas blonde ale, five at a time.
$30
Stella Artois BUCKET
Five ice-cold Stellas on ice. Crisp Belgian lager, by the bucket.Five ice-cold Stellas on ice. Crisp Belgian lager, by the bucket.
$33
Yuengling Lager BUCKET
Five ice-cold Yuenglings buried in ice. Smooth amber lager from America's oldest brewery.
$25
SIX PACKS TO GO
Bud Light Sixer
It's a six-pack of Bud Light bottles!
$12
Coors Banquet Sixer
It's a six-pack of Banquet bottles!
$12
Karbach Crawford Bock Sixer
It's a six-pack of Crawford Bock cans!
$13
Karbach Love Street Sixer
It's a six-pack of Love Street cans!
$13
Lone Star Tall Boy Sixer
It's a six-pack of Lone Star Tall Boy cans!
$12
Michelob Ultra Sixer
It's a six-pack of Michelob Ultra bottles!
$12
Miller High Life Sixer
It's a six-pack of Miller High Life Bottles! Champagne of Beer!
$12
Miller Lite Sixer
It's a six-pack of Miller Lite bottles!
$12
Montucky Tall Boy Sixer
It's a six-pack of Montucky Tall Boy cans!
$12
PBR Tall Boy Sixer
It's a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Tall Boy cans!
$12
Shiner Bock Sixer
It's a six-pack of Shiner Bock bottles!
$14
Yuengling Lager Sixer
It's a six-pack of Yuengling Lager bottles!
$12
CELLARED BEER
Jester King Provenance Lemon-Lime
25.4oz. Saison. 6% Bright citrus aromatics, rustic fermentation character, and crisp acidity. Refreshing yet complex.
$25
Jester King Beachtime Sportzketball
25.4oz. Farmhouse Ale. 4.5% ABV Rustic yeast character with light acidity and expressive fermentation. Balanced and food-friendly. With Green Bench Brewing.
$25
Sierra Nevada Barrel-Aged Narwhal
25.4oz. Bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout. 10.2% ABV. Intense cocoa, charred oak, molasses, and lingering warmth. Rich, dense, and cellar-worthy.
$30
Sierra Nevada Barrel-Aged Bigfoot
25.4oz. Whiskey barrel-aged barleywine. 9.6% ABV. Caramelized malt sweetness, toffee, dark fruit, and bourbon warmth. Designed for long-term aging.
$20
Real Ale, Mysterium Verum: El Guapo
16.9oz. Tequila barrel-aged gose. 6.3% ABV. Agave character, light spice, and oak warmth layered over rich malt backbone. Bold and distinctive.
$25
The Bruery, Tart of Darkness: Quadruple Tonnerre
25.4oz. Barrel-aged imperial sour stout. 7.2% ABV Roasted malt intensity balanced by bright acidity. Dark chocolate, oak, and tart fruit create a bold, layered profile.
$20
Saint Arnold Bishop's Barrel No. 9
12oz. ABV: 12.9% Pumpkin stout aged in Woodford Reserve Barrels
$12
Wine
BY THE GLASS
Dante Cab Sauv
$11
Tassajara Pinot Noir GL
Silky and bright, with red cherry and raspberry over gentle earthy notes. Light and food-friendly.
$9
Scarpetta Pinot Grigio GL
Dry, mineral-driven Italian Pinot Grigio from Friuli. Crisp pear and citrus.
$10
Ercole White Blend GL
A lively, easygoing Italian white. Fresh and floral with citrus and orchard fruit.
$10
Metier Sauv Blanc GL
Crisp and zesty. Citrus, green apple, and a clean, refreshing finish.
$11
Firesteed Chardonnay GL
Balanced Oregon Chardonnay. Pear and apple with a whisper of vanilla and a lightly creamy finish.
$11
Olema Rose GL
$11
Poema Cava GL
Spanish sparkling with fine bubbles, crisp green apple and citrus, and a subtle toasty note.
$8
Torresella Rose Prosecco GL
Delicate sparkling rose. Red berry and floral notes with soft, festive bubbles.
$8
Scarpetta Lambrusco
Chilled sparkling red. Juicy blackberry and cherry, dry and lightly fizzy. The fun one.
$9
DND HH Wine
$7
Red
BTL Tassajara Pinot Noir
Monterey, CA babyyyy! It's a pinot noir and it be pinot noiring: cherries, blackberries and plums with notes of vanilla, mocha and oak. Medium-bodied, bright red fruit, soft yet structured tannins with a lingering sweet oak finish.
$25
BTL Extra Ball Chinon Cab Franc
Fresh and vibrant with notes of red cherry, raspberry, and a hint of pepper. Light-bodied, juicy, and easy to drink.
$35
BTL Dante Cab
$30
White
BTL Scarpetta Pinot Grigio
Fresh and vibrant Pinot Grigio with notes of green apple, lemon, and white peach. Light-bodied and crisp with bright acidity and a clean, refreshing finish.
$25
BTL Ercole White Blend 1L
90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.
$25
BTL Métier Sauvignon Blanc
Bright and aromatic Sauvignon Blanc with notes of citrus, pear, and pineapple. Crisp and silky on the palate with lively acidity and a refreshing finish
$30
BTL Firesteed Chardonnay
Crisp and refreshing with notes of green apple, citrus, and a touch of minerality. Clean, bright, and easy-drinking.
$30
Rose
BTL Olema Rose
Dry and lively with flavors of strawberry, watermelon, and a hint of citrus. Light, refreshing, and perfect for easy sipping.
$30
Sparkling
BTL Poema Cava
Crisp Spanish Cava with lively bubbles and notes of green apple, citrus, and white peach. Dry and refreshing with a bright, clean finish.
$25
BTL Toresella Sparkling Rose
Bright and refreshing sparkling rosé with notes of strawberry, peach, and delicate citrus. Light-bodied with lively bubbles and a crisp, clean finish.
$25
BTL Field Recordings Pet Nat
Lightly sparkling and vibrant with notes of strawberry, raspberry, and citrus. Fresh, juicy, and a little wild in the best way.
$30
4 pack Scarpetta Frico Lambrusco
Lightly sparkling Lambrusco with vibrant notes of blackberry, cherry, and violet. Juicy and refreshing with gentle bubbles and a soft, dry finish.
$18
Non-Alcoholic
Fountain Drinks
Fountain Soda
$3
Cranberry Juice
$3
Fresh Lemonade
$4
Orange Juice
$3.50
Pineapple Juice
$3.50
EMPLOYEE SODA $1.50
$1.50
Bottled Soda and Water
Fever Tree Tonic Water
$3.50
Hethe Sparkling Water
Crisp sparkling mineral water. Clean and bubbly.
$3
Hethe Still Water
Still mineral water. Simple and refreshing.
$3
Mexican Coke
Coca-Cola made with real cane sugar, in the glass bottle. The good stuff.
$4.50
Mexican Sprite
Lemon-lime soda with cane sugar, in the bottle. Crisp and sweet.
$4.50
Red Bull
The classic energy drink. Cold and caffeinated.
$4.50
Sugar Free Red Bull
All the wings, none of the sugar. Cold and caffeinated.
$4.50
St Arnold Ginger Beer
Houston-made ginger beer. Spicy, bubbly, and bold. Non-alcoholic.
$4
St Arnold Root Beer
Houston-made root beer. Creamy, rich, and a little nostalgic.
$4.50
Topo Chico
Iconic Mexican sparkling mineral water. Crisp, lively bubbles.
$5
Virgil's Orange Cream Soda
Creamy orange soda made with real ingredients. Like a Creamsicle in a bottle.
$4.50
Mocktails
N/A Mambo Sun
Zero Proof Mambo Sun with pineapple, lime, simple, and coconut-lime foam, lime zest
$13
N/A Hellfire Margarita
Non-alcoholic margarita with lime juice, lime punch syrup, orange, and salt
$13
N/A Dirrty Shirley
Cherry syrup, lime punch syrup, Mexican Sprite
$13
N/A Lyre's Mocktail
$13
Lyre's N/A Spirit Shot
$8
THC Cocktails
Bang a Bong
Ocho Verde THC Pineapple Spirit, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime egg foam, lime zest
$13
Daisy de los Muertos
$13
Stoney Shirley
Ocho Verde THC Spirit, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite
$13
THC Cocktail
$13
Howdy Hooch THC Cinnamon Spirit
$7
Ocho Verde THC Spirit
$8
NA and THC Package
Athletic IPA
$5.50
Athletic Brewing Lite
$5.50
Rythm Kush 10mg
$12
Happy Hour
HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS
HH Cosmonaut
$9
HH Paloma
$9
HH Hemingway
$9
HAPPY HOUR DRAFTS
JUG Jester Nani
$8
JUG Jester mama Luna
$8
JUG Great Heights Blue Tile
$8
JUG Stem Peach
$8
JUG Bavik Super Pilsner
$8
JUG Martinhouse Reverie
$8
JUG Houndsong Wit
$8
JUG Saint Arnold Grand Prize
$8
JUG Saint Arnold Oktoberfest
$8
HAPPY HOUR WINES
HAPPY HOUR CABERNET
$7
HAPPY HOUR SPARKLING
$7
HAPPY HOUR ROSE
$7
HAPPY HOUR CHARD
$7